MORE THAN NOG.
GreggNog Industries is home to products that provide holiday joy.
Eggnog for People Named Greg
Drinking Gregg Nog as a not Greg will cause serious health and emotional trauma—including, but not limited to: anal fissures and bleeding, night terrors, sleep paralysis, foreign accent syndrome, methemoglobinemia, trichotillomania, and water allergies.
The Super Sloppy Stocking Stuffer
This Christmas, why settle for BORING tchotchkes and trinkets in your stocking? When you could have Stocking Stuffing—the super sloppy stocking stuffer. Available at select Rural King locations.
The Wrapping Paper that Raps Back
Rip it while you wrap it! Rap it while you rip it!
Find Your Holiday Tingle at Kringle Mingle
Sleigh right. Find love.
